Desc: Venus on the Halfshell: Directed by Niels Nielsen. With Monica Snow, Jonathan Aube, Jennifer Gareis, Miguel Pérez. Smart, young forest ranger marries handsome, flaky, artist dude, way too quickly. Their happy-giddy start degrades through a surreal roller-coaster ride whipped to a frenzy with neurotic kids, a high-strung ex-wife and a malicious alcoholic dad.